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You are experiencing shon'ha'lock, the "engulfment." It is the most intense and psychologically perilous form of eros. I believe humans call it love at first sight.

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Your favorite Star Trek Series
DS9
Are you a member of a Star Trek fan club?
Yes
About Me:
Okay, for starters, hello everybody, pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is Craig.

I'm a freelance designer, working hard to build a reputation for myself.

I LOVE food. When I'm not cooking, I'm eating; when I'm not eating I'm discussing.

I'm a "starvling", it's the only explanation...

I'd love to be a chef, or at the very least, have my own little river-side cafe - it has to be river-side for some reason...

I hate running; I do it because it's free exercise and helps in the pursuit of the above obsession :D

Stay tuned for more...
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Cornishmonkey

Typo Ctiy Needs You! **pointy finger in your direction**

Come and live in Typo Ctiy. Spell horrifically without fear of ridicule, confuse all and sundry with far out vowel placement. Typo Ctiy is looking for its 30th resident. The lucky citizen will be rewarded with a kiss from the Mayor. Too good an opportunity to miss if you ask me, so, DON'T DELAY! Move in today!

TYPO CTIY

Posted on October 9, 2009 at 7:56pm — 4 Comments

Cornishmonkey

Come to Typo Ctiy, NOW!

Greetings Trekspacers from Typo Ctiy!

Fat fingers or ludicrous keyboard speed stifling your online communications? Feel persecuted by the spelling bee champion wannabes? Come and live in Typo Ctiy. The right to spell poorly is enshrined in law, in fact, you pay more tax if you can spell properly! Good, eh?

That is all. Come and live here, land is cheap, build a huge house and be happy. ---> Train to Typo Ctiy (choo… Continue

Posted on August 22, 2009 at 8:30pm — 4 Comments

Cornishmonkey

Iconic Cornish foodstuff served in... Arizona, USA!

I may be a little biased here but the Cornish pasty is possibly the greatest food in the world. Having grown up in the county of Cornwall I have had the pleasure of eating them all my life.

The pasty is a sort of pie with a distinctive D-shaped appearance; a single piece of filled pastry folded on itself and "crimped" down one side. It is filled with cubed or minced beef, onion, potato, swede (rutbaga in American) and a peppery seasoning. All of this is baked until golden brown, thus:… Continue

Posted on May 25, 2009 at 4:00pm — 9 Comments

Cornishmonkey

Don't tell me it's just me!

Evening Trekspacers!

On the Trekspace main page, right at the top, there is an "Invite Friends" icon. You all with me so far? Yes? Good. Well, everytime I see this thing during a passing glance, rapi-scroll scenario, I am reminded of a white pair of... underpants!

Does anyone else have this issue? Does anyone else see what I am talking about now? If not I will seek psychiatric guidance...

Thanks for listening,

Craigy-baby.

Posted on May 19, 2009 at 8:27pm — 9 Comments

Cornishmonkey

Important Notice!



After careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that the above method will not produce honey! To say "honey comes from bees" is slightly inaccurate. I thought you all might welcome the insight.

Craig.

Posted on May 8, 2009 at 4:45am — 5 Comments

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At 8:13am on November 24, 2009, Jen said…
Confucius Say...

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

It is a Confucius day.
At 8:06am on November 24, 2009, Jen said…
Probably won't help you. :P
At 11:04pm on November 23, 2009, Jen said…
I randomly grabbed it by myself.

What can I say... meh.
At 3:56pm on November 23, 2009, T'Pring said…
It is an honour to be your friend.
Live Long and Prosper.
At 3:53pm on November 23, 2009, NatalieJ (aka GoatDiva) said…
I've heard that about you, yes. It's a good thing some tasks only require one concentrated effort to complete. Often for very little time investment too. >.>
At 3:38pm on November 23, 2009, NatalieJ (aka GoatDiva) said…
I don't know what it is but I want one.
At 3:25pm on November 23, 2009, NatalieJ (aka GoatDiva) said…



They named candy after us!
At 3:12pm on November 23, 2009, Jen said…
I just slapped a guys ass. I assume that was the work of a demon byproduct.
At 2:53pm on November 23, 2009, Jen said…
Did you make me raise my hand?
At 2:28pm on November 23, 2009, Jen said…
Blasted!
 
 

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