"Thanks for the tip. I see 2 possible solutions. 1- I'm doing something wrong that is silly & after I get used to this website, I will fix it and laugh. 2 - it is a joke you guys play on new people. 3 - there is actually a third solution in…"
"Congratulations Cmdr. (I smile broadly as I approach and remove then pin the new pip to his collar) (then shakes his hand) (nods) Sorry for the short ceremony, we do orders to get underway. (taps comm badge) Bridge, this is Shran. I am sending…"
"Hi! The only thing I can suggest with your picture is to first go to your picture file, and then rotate it to the proper angle and then post it. Hope that helps. Say, have you seen Star Trek: Into Darkness yet? If so, what did you think?"