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Posted on July 12, 2008 at 8:27pm —
Top 21 Signs That the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty
2. Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
3. Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
4. Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now held up by phone book.
5. Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
6. Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
7. Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.
8. Guinan stops wearing large, he… Continue
Posted on June 9, 2008 at 12:00am — 3 Comments
How about a top 100? What Can you come up with?
10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
1… Continue
Posted on June 8, 2008 at 11:52pm — 4 Comments
hmm, are bad jokes better, than none at all???
Question: Where do Star Trek fans go to lift weights?
Answer: The "He's dead, Gym"!
Question: How many ears does Picard have?
Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Question: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
Answer: "Make it sew."
Question: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?"
Answer: "Because I Riker."
Question: What did the blonde Klingon say?
An… Continue
Posted on May 31, 2008 at 1:57pm — 3 Comments
Comment Wall (47 comments)
- At 3:23am on September 3, 2009,
Captain Dave said…
- Hello from the USS VALIANT from Glasgow
- At 6:14pm on July 24, 2009,
Lieutenant JG Mark Russell said… 
Hey there! Stopped by for a nosey! Cool page!
So what's your new job. Monthly pay....yuck!
I'm on fortnightly wage here in Aussie Land.
Take it easy. Later. Mark.
- At 5:58am on July 21, 2009,
Kenneth Hackler said… - Thanks for the add, love your page. Type two phasers kill people, too funny.
- At 11:08pm on July 19, 2009,
Zeb Oswalt said… - Cool page thanx for the accept.
- At 2:19pm on June 13, 2009,
Jacky_Alex(a.k.a. Mrs Data) said…
- no
- At 11:38pm on May 29, 2009,
Sidewinder said… - Thanks for the invite! like your lists.
- At 11:13pm on May 12, 2009,
robert lucchesi said… - hi
thought i would beam down and leave you a comment and see how you are and hope the rest of your week goes well!!..
goodnite and talk to you tommorow
xoxoxo
- At 12:31pm on May 8, 2009,
AdmDavidJohnathonGunter said… - sadly, no, did you ever find that ticklish Klingon yet? You need to come to chat sometimes. TY for the message
- At 5:25am on April 26, 2009,
Rob S said… 
- At 12:17am on April 16, 2009,
robert lucchesi said…
- hey
whats up!!! thanks for adding me....i left some funny myspace pic coments for you lol...hope they make ya grin....stay in touch!
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