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Star Trek meets Windows 95

Star Trek meets Windows 95
"Sulu, set path to the floppy drive. Scotty, fit the hard drive with the MicroSoft Windows 95 engine. Chekov, prepare the install disks, we're about to begin a sequel."
"Captain, Windows 95 doesn't do SQL."
"Right. Then let's see how she performs at task speed. Scotty?"
"Captain, are you surrrrre you want to rrrreplace the system? If ye put Windows code into a true 32-bit multitasking environment, we'll risk a matter-antimatter explosion!"
"Scotty, that's an order."
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Posted on November 16, 2009 at 2:35pm — 1 Comment

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Presidential Campaign Slogans

If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?
Vote Dax/Odo
The team that adapts.
Vote for Troi.
"I feel your pain!"

Lursa/B'tor
Who needs an election?

Vote Chacotay
A REAL American!

Vote for Spock.
"Yes I did do spores back in the 60's but I did not inhale!"

Picard
Make it so.

Vote Gowron
or else!

Vote for Locutus.
Resistance is futile

Posted on November 16, 2009 at 2:27pm — 1 Comment

SEVEN

The Top 19 Things You're Not About To Hear on The Enterprise

19) Worf: Klingons do *not* play tiddlywinks!

18) Picard: No, please, Mr. Data, do go on. I find your list of synonyms for 'extinct' fascinating...

17) Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened, civilized era like they had in the twentieth century.

16) Picard: Good work, Counselor. If you hadn't told us those aliens had hostile intent, we would have been completely fooled by their plan"

15) Geordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the Academy again? They caught him smo… Continue

Posted on November 9, 2009 at 2:43pm — 9 Comments

SEVEN

Top 10 ways commanders Handle Pressure Situations.

The situation :

The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters ?

Scotty : "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya t Ceti Alpha Six !"

McCoy : " I'm a Doctor, not a solider !"

Geordi : " Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"

Worf : " yopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan ! " ( Eat my shorts, Romulan !)

Spock :… Continue

Posted on November 9, 2009 at 2:37pm — 5 Comments

SEVEN

Ways to Tell if your Starship Captain is a Redneck

1) Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.



2) He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.



3) You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob."



4) He refers to Klingons as "Critters."



5) He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns."



6) He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil.



7) He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section.



8) He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequenci… Continue

Posted on October 4, 2009 at 2:16pm — 6 Comments

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At 4:10pm on November 26, 2009, DarkShinobi said…
Happy Turkey Day!!!

At 1:20pm on November 25, 2009, Captain Dave said…
Hi Seven Hows it going?
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Hi Seven Great to Meet you Here
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